The National Exasperater's Horoscope
service is provided by The National Psychic Institution and the Endowment
for Astrological Science. While all horoscopes are guaranteed to predict
the fortunes of "true astrological signs," individual horoscopes may vary
based on rising signs, time of day, and other astrological and supranatural
influences.
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2003, The National Exasperater. A publication of Cosmopolitan Farmer,
Inc.